Thursday, January 21, 2010

The never ending paper process

So I'm suppose to be finishing my paper for my nutrition homework..... I'm doing everything but that. I have organized my music on all three programs of my laptop, caught up with friends, text a few people, checked the facebook and now I'm blogging.

Homework status - unfinished.

I have to write a paper on the lower colon, I mean really there is no hurry to get to that! I'm so grossed out I never want to eat again! That won't last long :)

What teacher thinks to themselves "Hey, I have an idea, I'll have all the students right a two page paper on the lower colon." (YUCK)

Let me tell you it does not make for ineresting reading.

Apparently I have left somethings out.... well let me fix that.
Your lower intestine is 10 feet long about the length of a tennis court.
Your lower intestine looks like velvet with hair on it, the villi move like a sea anemone... now doen't that just sound like fun!

My paper is on a specific disease known as IBS (not inductive bible study)
I will not list the symptoms because I'm having a hard enough time reading about it.

*Note to self - don't eat while reading.

that's all I'm going to share :) ..... THE END

Okay ..... homework time...


Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Laugh in the Moment

My second semester of community college has started and let me tell you it's going to be a unique term!
Today I got to stand out in the rain for a whole 20 + minutes because the poor teacher (really poor guy!) didn't have his keys. Apparently last term he didn't get it until the 5th week and this being his first year he feels this could be the likely story of this semester. Great more standing in the rain! I figure if we are at least going to be out there could they put some benches and maybe some starbucks because that would make the wait way more delightful.

When public safety did come to unlock the class room they didn't believe he was the teacher because he didn't have his id card and the campus saftey guy had to clear him first. It was a great start to the day. Really?!?!?! This guy is a teacher here, I mean at least that's what he says I hope and pray it's true because that would just be weird and a bit creepy not going to lie.

I was thinking to myself that this would be a funny story for later today, not so much at the moment but later, it would make great dinner conversation. When I thought that I just couldn't help but laugh at how sad we looked and how the poor teacher with his purple and yellow shoes is pacing the pavement apologizing. I like to find hummor in the little things but sometimes I find it when no one else does and then they look at me like I'm weird. At that point there is a lot of explaining to do and it's just not funny anymore. That's when the real weird glances begin.

This term will be a funny one that is for sure, I know I will enjoy it.
Oh' what will the end of this week bring? What will next week bring? Will we make into our class room right when we are suppose to? We will be standing in the rain?? Will there be benches and starbucks? Will he finally get a set of keys and an id card? Will campus safety at this week finally know who he is? Will the teacher wear those purple shoes again?
So many question ... let's hope there will be answers ... till next time.